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Prayer Canceller
Negate the divine effects of prayer for miles around you with Prayer Canceller.

  • Hypo-allergenic.
  • Stable formulation.
  • High particle surface area.
  • Long shelf life. No refrigeration required.
  • Nontoxic, though intended for external use only.
  • Effective even against Prayer Powder.
  • Effective against opponents' lucky objects.

Research and Development
Research and Development Prayer Canceller is a white powder being developed and researched to provide maximum effectiveness. Now with the recent discovery of tau neutrino particles, Prayer Canceller is exposed to billions of these particles per second. Also, Prayer Canceller may be additionally energized with a JoeCell (concentric-ringed electrolysis device). Results may vary.
Testimonials
Not unlike nothing I've never seen before.
--Torsten Pihl 		Prayer Canceller is nearly as effective as the holy relics I've purchased online and at a fraction of the cost.
--Tony Neff
I tried Prayer Canceller against an enemy and their cold lingered for five days before they felt better.
--Miranda Prince 		I've sprinkled Prayer Canceller in with a shot of espresso, to stay awake, and it kept me going for hours!
--Brent Steele
Prayer Canceller has reduced my enemy's chances of winning big in the lottery to just a millions-to-one chance.
--Shannon Gorges 		As effective as most FDA approved pharmaceuticals but without nausea, vomiting, constipation, and increased risk of heart failure.
--Stevon Roberts
How to use Prayer Canceller
  • Cast about at will.
  • If Will is not about, cast as you see fit.

For serious inquiries, click here. For website comments or suggestions, please email Torsten Pihl at prayercanceller@gmail.com with subject of "Prayer Canceller", thanks.